shitthesignssay:

Aries- You are funny, I enjoy you for this moment. I’m funnier, though.

Taurus- I am snorting but there’s no polite way to type that.

Gemini- Nothing. I LOL at everything.

Cancer- You think you’re funny but I ain’t laughing.

Leo- I need new friends because, wow, you are some weak ass…

cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

(via arabiangoddess)